Did I Shave My Legs For This?

Flowers and wine

is what I thought I would find,

when I came home from working tonight.

Well, now here I stand

over this fryin' pan,

and you want a cold one again.

I bought these new heels,

did my nails, had my hair done just right.

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

for romance tonight.

Well it's perfectly clear,

between the TV and beer,

I won't get so much as a kiss.

As I head for the door,

I turn around to be sure,

did I shave my legs for this?

Now when we first met,

you promised we'd get

a house on a hill with a pool.

Well, this trailer stays wet,

and we're swimming in debt.

Now you want me to go back to school.

I bought these new heels,

did my nails, had my hair done just right.

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

for romance tonight.

Well it's perfectly clear,

between the TV and beer,

I won't get so much as a kiss.

As I head for the door,

I turn around to be sure,

did I shave my legs for this?

Darling, did I shave my legs for this?