Nothing Turned Out Right

I looked in the mirror

But someone else had taken my place

I pulled on my blue jeans

Then found out I was so out of shape

So I walked in the sunshine

And suddenly it started to rain

So I reached for the crossword

But couldn't find where I'd left my brain

It's just one of those days

When nothing turns out right

It's just one of those days

When nothing turns out right

I tried to hide in the darkness

When someone went and turned up the light

All I wanted was peace and quiet

The everybody started to fight

So I called for a taxi

But the man said I'd have to wait

Cause i thought it was tomorrow

When I found out it was yesterday

It's just one of those days

When nothing turns out right

It's just one of those days

When nothing turns out right

I turned on the T.V.

But all I got was the same old repeats

I asked for coke with my whisky

And the waiter brought it to me neat

I took a drive in the country

But couldn't find my way out of town

I booked a table for dinner

But then the restaurant went and closed down

It's just one of those days

When nothing turns out right

It's just one of those days

When nothing turns out right