Life's Gonna Suck

This s a special moment right now

We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home

Send your parents out of the room

This is a kid's song.

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,

When you grow up, when you grow up

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,

It sucks pretty bad right now.

Hey, if you know the words, sing along!

You're gonna have to mow the lawn,

Do the dishes, make your bed.

You're gonna have to go to school

Until you're seventeen.

It's gonna seem about three times as long as that

You might have to go to war,

Shoot a gun, kill a nun.

You might have to go to war,

When you get out of school.

Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.

You're gonna have to deal with stress

Deal with stress, deal with stress.

You're gonna be a giant mess

When you get back from the war.

Santa Clause does not exist

And there is no Easter Bunny,

You'll find out when you grow up

That Big Bird isn't funny.

(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,

When you grow up, when you grow up

Life's gonna suck when you grow up,

It sucks pretty bad right now.

You're gonna end up smoking crack

On your back, face the fact.

You're gonna end up hooked on smack

And then you're gonna die.

And then you're gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.

Something for the kids

Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one

What do you think?