Mr. Bass

Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room

Waiting, til comes doom

He comes and them he goes

He sees Orca and then he knows

And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall

I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall

I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall

I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow

We finished the island with a broken motor

We went knockin' on the bass' door

They were biting at alarming rate

Mr. Bass he was irate

Mr. Bass takes a beating

Billy boy must keep eating

Old Pat he must be burning

Looks like his stomach's turning

He feeds on the centipedes

He lies behind in a greenish hue

He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you

Mr. Bass, he knows my hook

'Cause I've been reading them bassin' books

Mr. Bass takes a beating

Billy boy must keep eating

Old Pat he must be burning

Looks like his stomach's turning

He feeds on the centipedes