An Actor's Revenge

An actor will seek revenge

I don't know why and I don't know when

There'll be talk. There'll be action

Boys demanding satisfaction

From girls. Oh, you'd hate to play a girl!

An actor will seek revenge...

He came on too strong

He was weird and he was wrong

A bloodless cop at dawn

Throwing everybody out

The kids twist and shout until the womb fucking wrecks it!

A boulevardier might say -

"Tomorrow's another day."

Alright, yes, but it's also just another mess!

Crime and Punishment - no, that's not what I meant!

An actor will seek revenge

I don't know why and I don't know when

There'll be talk. There'll be action

Boys demanding satisfaction

From girls. Oh, you'd hate to be a girl!

An actor will seek revenge

Upon the ones who fed him those ridiculous lines

Saying - "What we really need now is an emotional history

Of the Lower Eastside, cause it was wild! It was wild!"

Oh no, here we go again...

(Ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da... Ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da da ba da!)