J. Tailor

"Wore my fringe like Roger McGuinn's"

Quote, unquote.

Little showboat

No you didn't.

Got a list; it's serious business.

Stick it in the song. The song doesn't fit.

You brought one, it's not much longer.

Threes to divide and five to conquer.

Fun in the sun; you're the only one.

Fun in the sun; you're the only one.

Fun in the sun; you're the only one who does.

There's an earthquake in the audience.

My response, my response, not what you wanted.

One million tribunals agree:

See, your eyes aren't mine

The nose doesn't go there.

Beau (bulb?), you broke the crown of crowns

Of crowns of crowns of crowns.

Something I never wrote down.

Never, never, never top it off, top it off.

A long drink of water. A boarding house reach.

Big words make for such a short speech