How Can I Be a Hero?

What is a hero?

Who am I?

I'm a simple multi-platinum rockstar

Living a simple multi-platinum life

I don't know 'bout that crazy world

Just driving this A-list mile

I'm just a filthy rich economic power

And all that I need, I buy

Oh, how can I be a hero

When I'm just a krillionare?

There ain't no groupie blowjob

That can help me to prepare

How can I be a hero

When I'm just a man that is larger than life?

I'm just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by

Maybe if we threw this life away

We could learn to live a different way

Oh, I'll go back to school and get myself a degree

In something fucking useless like psychology

I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes

And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights

Start driving a hybrid, brag that I'm saving the planet

Quotes SNL's at works all days and acts like it's adlibs

But if that's the life of a regular jackoff

I'll probably just kill myself

Yeah!

How can I be a hero

When my dick is big as a shoe?

There ain't no all-access passes

That will help me to break through

So many items on my backstage rider

But there ain't no bravery

I'm just the 7th top financial power, but I'm little ol' me

How can I be a hero

When I get everything for free?

I've screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains

I can proves it with my STD's

How can I be a hero

When we're the world's largest metal band?

I'll never be a hero

'Cause I'm better than everyone, but I'm just a man

I'm afraid the answer is no