Partying Around the World

I feel this feeling and I think I'm unhappy

Since whats-his-face and whats-her-name have been missing

The mood around here's been crappy

But as bad as it gets, our duty is knowing

That we have a job to keep this party GOING!

Snortin' coke!

Sniffin' glue!

Smokin' pots!

It's what we do!

Drinkin' beer!

Drinkin' wine!

And champagnes!

So divine!

Partying around the world!

Partying around the world!

Partying around the world!

Crystals meth!

My name is Skwisgaar, let's go to a Swiss bar

Drink some brewskies, hang out with some floozies

Then we'll gets slurpees, maybe gets herpes

Keeps the partys goings! Keeps the partys goings!

Oh, no, no, we don't miss people

Oh, we can hardly tell that they're gone!

If you think bad thoughts, push 'em away!

With certains peoples missing and the rumors goings round,

Our records sell better every days!

And the--

Abigail, I knew when I met you

You would have that look in your eye

You're sucking on an apple pie in the sky

Uh, you're also gonna suck my dick

Oh yeah, well--

Keep the party going!

Keep the party going!

Keep the party going!

Keep the party going!

Keep the party going!

Keep the party going!

Keep the party going!

Keep the party going!

My turn!

My name is Pickles, I like Don Rickles

Hanging out with Kony, playing with a pony

Shooting wolves with Palin, never ever failin'

Snorting coke off tits, I'm the one that plays the hits

Oh my God!

Where's Toki?

Where's Toki?

Where's Toki?

NO COMMENT!

My name is Nathan, the doobies are a-blazin'

Pissing in an old cave, jacking off on Bozo's grave

Crapping in a lunch bag, give it to an old hag

Keep the party going, ya know what I mean?

Partying around the world!

Partying around the world!

Partying around the world!

Partying around!

Partying around the world!

Partying around the world!

Partying around the world!

Partying around!

Oh, no, no, we don't miss people!

Oh, we hardly notice that they're gone!

Where's Toki?