Who's Johnny

I often wondered to myself

Who's Johnny?

Who's Johnny?

Who's Johnny?

I met a guy yesterday

Who said his name was Johnny

He said, "they write songs about me,

I know they do."

It came as quite a surprise

In fact it opened my eyes

And now I realize it's true.

(Yeah, you know it's true)

Johnny? Who's Johnny?

Johnny?

And so I asked him

Hey Johnny

Where's your two bags and Jimmy

And he just looked at me,

Funny you know like I was weird,

I said now if it's really you,

And if what you say is really true

Then you'd know what I'm saying?

Just what am I saying?

Do you know what I'm saying?