Oats Peas Beans & Barley

I turn around from whining sounds

Don't give us shit for making it

If your band's not signed, don't put us down!

Try playing hard, you stupid clown!

It's Poison with some different hair

It's crap that comes from everywhere

It's stupid, loser K-mart rap!

With more concern for coloured hair than music.

Wanna be a rock star! Have a limo with a juice bar!

With an undisputed killer for a girlfriend

So I guess I'd better

Spit it! Barf it! Spew it! Sell it! Roast it! Toast it!

Oats, peas, beans and barley will grow!

Why we sell nobody knows!

You can say just how you feel

But look who's got the record deal!