Thankfully Not Living In Yorkshire It Doesn't Apply

I've never seen it but I still believe it

I'd like to dig it out or maybe wrench it out

There's no touching

But there's not much involved in casting doubt

Too hard to think about

I'd relate my thoughts to you

But I'm not so stupid to put my faith in you

I'll just keep searching

Lord have mercy on me

Keep me away from Leeds

I've been before; it's not what I'm looking for

There's no touching

But there's not much involved in casting doubt

No need to think about

I'd relate my thoughts to you

But I'm not so stupid to put my faith in you

I'll just keep searching

I've walked around, seen the town and the crowds

I've walked about, worked it out, pissed about, tried to shout,

No one's listening

It's all you and your rules and fools,

and it's all you and your schools their tools, then