Bubba Hyde

Barney works down at the A&P

He drives a baby blue A.M.C.

Ain't missed of day of work in 13 years

He's a fire department volunteer

He's got a yard that's always just been mowed

Collected stamps since he was 10 years old

You've never seen a more regular guy

But when the sun goes down on Friday night

Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave

Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made

Gets in his patent leather zebra boots

Fires up his super sport Malibu

He burns the rubber 'cross the county line

A honky tonkin' fool till closing time

You ought to see him metamorphosize

From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde

Monday morning it's a suit and tie

Attention shoppers there's a two-for-one buy

Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel

Makes his round in the bookmobile

He's got a Wednesday night canasta game

Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes

His friends would freak out if they only knew

The party animal he turns into

Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave

Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made

Gets in his patent leather zebra boots

Fires up his super sport Malibu

He burns the rubber 'cross the county line

A honky tonkin' fool till closing time

You ought to see him metamorphosize

From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde

You oughta see him metamorphosize

From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde