Stay Away From Bill

If you want a man you can love

And be his one and only

If you want a man who will be there

And always will

If this is who you're looking for

The prince who's gonna show up

At your door

Whatever you do, stay away from Bill

Stay away from Bill, he's a beast

And you'll always be lonely

He won't ever call, and he'll run

When he's had his fill

He'll put you on a pedestal

That's right before he puts you

Through the mill

Whatever you do, stay away from Bill

If you're wonderin' if there's any good in him

When it comes to Bill, the answer's no

He'll lie and deceive you

He'll love you and leave you and oh, you'll be miserable

So stay away from Bill

'Cause he's bad, and he's nothin' but trouble

(He's nothin' but trouble)

Stay away from Bill and be glad

(Stay away from Bill)

And you're gonna be fine

He'll have you and hurt you

And then he will desert you

He'll shock you and shake you

He'll rock you and he'll break you

He'll chill you and thrill you

He'll kill you, then he'll bill you

Stay a way from Bill

That boy is mine

That boy is mine, that boy is mine

Did you hear me, girlfriend? That boy is mine

I heard you loud and clear

But that boy is mine

No he's not, no he's not

Got to tell you one more time

Girlfriend, he's mine

Deedles, that boy is mine

Karryn, that boy is mine

Stay away from Bill

Stay away from Bill