Zars

Tjekkit...

A lot of people ask me

Why I sometimes speak with an Afrikaans accent

Tjek, the cool thing about South Africa is that

You got 11 national languages to choose from

So, if I’m speaking to an Afrikaans person

I can speak in an Afrikaans accent

And if I’m speaking to an English person

I can speak with a fucking English accent

And when I’m speaking to my brotha's

We like to speak with a black accent nê!

Ola Magitas!

En meskien voel dit net lekker om met ʼn fokken zef Afrikaans aksent te gooi

En meskien maak dit my net fokken ZARS om woorde soos poes, en naai, en fok, en kont, en piel suig, en hol naai te sê

En meskien maak dit jou meisie se klein slym konyntjie lekker sapperig nat as ek so praat

En wat die fok is verkeerd daarmee, huh?

Jissis! Ek’s nou so fokken zars

Ek poes sommer my bed kassie in sy moer in