Diamonds Make Babies

Yeah man, that sure is one big old rock

It takes up half of that velvet box

I know you’ve given this a lot of thought

You’re gonna get a ‘yes’ for sure

That thing is more than just a simple stone

It’s got some crazy powers all its own

Something will happen when she slips it on

They never tell ya at the jewelry store

Yep, diamonds make babies

And babies make mammas

And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna

I know that you love her

She’s one special lady

But I’m warning you brother

Yep, diamonds make babies

You’ll talk about it on the honeymoon

You’ll both agree that it’s way too soon

Next thing you know she’s seein’ pink and blue

Everywhere she goes

‘Cause diamonds make babies

And babies make mammas

And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna

I know that you love her

She’s one special lady

But I’m warning you brother

Yep, diamonds make babies

Oh, yes they do

Yep, diamonds make babies

And babies make mammas

And mammas make daddies make changes they don’t always wanna

I know that you love her

She’s one special lady

But I’m warning you brother

Yep, diamonds make babies

I know this sounds crazy

But diamonds make babies

Oh, good luck bro

It’s gonna be great