Bran Nu Swetta

It's not the weather, to wear no sweater.

Sometimes she changed like the weather

But no one loved me better

I'll never ever forget her

My brand new sweater

Nobody got her wetter

She told me in her letter

I bought her food and fed her

My brand new sweater

[Shock-G}

Baby said, "Ooh baby shoo-be-dooh

Let's hook up again cause the loving is cool"

I said "Yo, I gotta go, I got a show"

She said "I know, after the show let me cook for you

If you're hungry, you never know

You might need help with your laundry

Don't hesitate to call upon me

Before you go, would you meet my mother

She lives right around the corner

It's not a bother, meet my mother!"

I said "Woah, woah, woah, baby slow it down

I said I gotta go, I ain't say I'm leaving town

I got your number, stop tripping

Why're you flipping? Had a great time

Let me get my jacket, I'm dipping."

Hate, hate, hate the way I felt like I dissed her

"Wait, wait, wait" cried the pretty, young sister

She said, "Shock, while I got this chance

I've got let you know that if you rip your pants

I'll beee there, to sew the hole for your butt

Want a nut? Call me up, I'll pick you up in my jetta

No one's got me wetter

Shock, I never got freaked better!"

She said "Here, yo, it's all in my letter"

See, I just met baby last night

We g'd

While I was sleeping she was up

Creeping around writing letters to me

Man, I hate somebody all up in my face when I'm sleep

But I ain't sweating it

"Look, I'll hook-up with you next week"

She said "Wait, let me walk you to the street, baby

Sweet thang, don't forget to ready my letter!"

Somebody please help me:

I'm stuck wearing a sweater.

It upsets meee, when she sweats me.

Pee Wee? He went down to Montgomery Wards

Howzabouta Money-B? He went down to K-Mart

Yo, Humpty! I challenge you to a game of dominoes

A game of dominoooess

I've been sporting sweaters ever since I was a child

But nowadays sweaters kind of cramp my style

Cause up around the collar they be getting me hot

Believe it or not, my sweater used to the shot

The freak of my nature, my sweet, stick thing

But like George of the Jungle she had trouble with the swing

Yeah, brah, she couldn't hack it

Started cock-blocking like a full metal jacket

Fingers did the walking, calling, tying up my phone

Boo had me under heavy surveillance at my home

Word to Mac Mone, suffocated my bone

Pulling on my hoodie in a nagging little tone

Where you going? Where you been? Who's Kim? Who's Felicia?

But I don't see no ring, I never met the preacher

I got to play you out, I mean the loving was phat

But you're a sweater, riding so heavy on my back

She wore a lot of leather

Baby, drove a jetta

I never used to sweat her

Yeah, but that upset her

No-one got her wetter

She told me in her letter

I'll never ever forget her

My brand new sweater

I got a brand new sweater

But I didn't get it from Mervyn's

Her friends be pulling wool but

My syringe pulls bull from the lens

Even then, I'll send you back for a refund

Plus she sport a good hat-terin (?)

That'd have been the end

If I let the sweater lay upon my skin

Great Scott, time for a rebate sale

We make mail, more than you think

As long as they're strong

And the cotton don't shrink

We can spend doe on a jane doe

Cause hoe got to have clothes, so

I buy the thread and let them weave

Leave it alone if you don't want to get worn out

I've got legions of sweaters for the seasons

I got blue when I'm sad, red when I'm mad

Pink cause I'm ticklish

When I'm being laid in green

When I'm getting paid

I don't have a problem if you wanna jock me

See cause, gs is what you're gonna clock me

Go ahead, knock me if you think I'm not shit

But when it comes to sweaters?

Saafir's a perfect fit

She was real go-getter

Her cheese smelt like cheddar

She let me use the credit

Yeah, but just forget it

She cried when I upset her

I should've treated her better

Maybe one day I'll go back and get my sweater