Do Ya Like It Dirty

If you're into S & M, baby, you can hurt me

If you like going down, do me like a Slurpee

Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me

Do you like it dirty?!

Some like it dirty and some like it clean

Don't throw me no soap

Cause it would just defeat me

Some like it dirty like this beat, see

Rapping off-kilter

Sometimes I hit the cigarette without no filter

I like it when it's lag-time

Let-my-pants-sag time

Let go and let my drawers show

And let them get so low

That I can let my funk fling out

I'm talking about when the nuns get naughty

When father hits the forty

(Shhh, now let's not get too sporty, son)

When the collard green juice gets the bread wet

When you're up so close that you can smell the sweat

Off a black, funky Tennessee butt

Like a bite into a salty Tampa Bay boiled peanut

(I hit a jet black ass in the back seat of a Nova)

Oh yeah? Well a hoe five-oh pulled me over

I swear, doing about a buck thirty

Instead of jail she took home and got flirty

The deal was a $1000 fine and a ticket:

"Or you can stick it."

"You're pretty but I haven't had a shower today"

She said "Come here, it's better that way

Tie me up and do anything you want

But don't hurt me"

So I..

A lot of people like rice better when it's brown

Like having sex on the ground

Instead of in a bed, instead of receiving head

A lot of people like going down

I side-stepped the line for a fresh cut

And instead, I keep my nappy curls in my head

I like to hear brothers spit game using dirty words

I like things colourfully stated

Everyday speech sounds dated

I like the freaks in the jeans

When the booty part's faded

Like my homegirl Rita

I used to chill on her sofa with my feet up

By the heater with my toes getting toasted

One day she came naked out the kitchen

With a bag full of groceries

She said "Like a blunt I want to toake you

And with this bottle of wine I'm going to soak you

May I Cherry-Banana Float you?"

I said "Is this a joke, boo?"

She said "I love you, my baby

And I wouldn't do nothing that would hurt you"

She took my clothes off

Started pulling food out the bag

And said "Yo, I'm 'bout to work you"

Yeah, I let her get the best of me

She was sitting next to me

Then baby started sexing me

Poked me with the peanut butter

Rubbed me with the jelly

She spread cottage cheese on my belly!

I said "Woah, baby, what you got in mind?"

She said "Relax"

Popped the top on a bottle of wine

Then she poured the wine down my back

It prickled and tickled when it reached my crack

I said "Oooh, I feel real freaky, my butt's real squeaky!"

She said "Cool" and then proceeded to eat me

Ate me up till my body was squeaky clean

Must have been a sex fiend

Like the freaks in the magazines

Poked out her lips, made her mouth like a funnel

Spun a brother round, went down on the tunnel

I said "Oh! There she goes"

She got live and let the tongue slide

On the black hole

And, yo, this was it

Baby was on some freshfruitfreakyfoodshit!

Honey on the side, jelly on the head

Peanut butter on the bedspread

Baby said "Do you like it dirty?!"

Do you like it dirty? Hoe, you don't deserve me

Do you like it dirty? I fucked a hoe in Berkeley