Nuttin' Nis Funky

Yeahhh, well we're back with another one

Comin hard and got suckers on the run

You say, "You guys are known for havin fun"

Yeah well we'll do what has to be done for us to be number one

And you ain't never heard nuthin this funky son

You ain't never heard nuthin this funky ever, it's too clever

Rhyme goes through your mind like a guillotine severs

the head, my friend

And you will never hear nobody rap like this again

You ain't heard nuttin this funky brother, it's like no other

You feel the bass bouncin off the walls like rub-bah

The real McCoy this ain't no toy or another

How do we do it? (Shock G: Yo go ask your mother)

The freak needers, the beat leaders

Let me tell you somethin, you ain't heard nuttin this funky Peter

So listen up as we begin

Aiyyo Fuze rub the record in

cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X)

The definition of a rhyme breeder, beat needer

We're the cold party heaters, comin through the woofers and the tweeters

Funky dope MC leaders

Rhyme hungry hip-hop listener feeders

The definition of a rhyme sayer, beat layer

Mothersucker perpetrator slayer

Layin down the law like the Mayor

You're out of luck, Hucklebuck, I'll suck you up like a Now or Later

You say that you're a trooper, then I'm Darth Vader

You're a Cowboy, then I'm a Raider

You can't compete cause you're incomplete and need to be completed

You're style is weak you're obsolete and need to be deleted

Short on the things that you needed

So what you got a top ten song, cause you cheated

If you worked in a kitched, it'd be sweeter

From the rappin that I hear, you'd make a better egg beater

A teeter totter, or should I say, totter teeter

You're through, you're a court and we're leaders

We got the style you admire, the rhymes you desire

Well you ain't heard nuttin this slick you trick

cause you're a flick from a Bic and we're a bonfire

cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (4X)

*some scratching by DJ Fuze*

Cause I roll up fast, like a cheetah, get out the two-seater

Walk up on a girl named Anita, or Rita

Ask her for change to put money in the meter

Didn't really need it just a smooth way to meet her

or a fly way to treat her

She said, "I'm hungry" so I took her out to feed her

She was a pocket feeder chicken, fajita pita eater

I said, "Yo, eat how ya like" then took her home and G'd her

The definition of a funky rhyme master

Clevely put together but not necessarily sayin it faster

Ya see, that style isn't hard at all

The object of the game is to have a ball y'all

And to see who can come the funkiest

Lot of MC's think it's just a speed contest

They wanna brag about the neighborhood, oh you wanna boast?

We come from different cities and we're coast to coast ya see

but right now we're based in Oakland (Odis: Oakland)

Everywhere we go we leave the microphone smokin

Yo bro I'm not jokin

Leave MC's standin still with their mouths hangin open

Walk offstage and leave the next act scratchin his head like a monkey

Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky

Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky (2X)

Leave a sucker standin still confused

cause he never heard nuttin this funky

You ain't heard nuttin this funky

Ahh yeah

Why don't you tell em Hump

Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky

Whassup y'all, Humpty Hump in the house

Cause you ain't HEARD nuttin this funky

Yeah

You know what?

You ain't heard nuttin this funky

Let me bust a rhyme, c'mon

Get in

You ain't heard nuttin this funky son, we're number one

Humpty Hump in the house, gonna show you how it's done

with professional rhymes, I gotta question for your mind

Have you ever heard anything this funky son?

(Yeah man, I was out on the street

These guys came on by in this, tch, car man playin some beat...)

You ain't heard nuttin this funky nigga, how ya figure?

My mouth's on the mic like a finger on a trigger nigga

And when I squeeze I'ma getcha

You never heard nuthin this funky now didja!

And if you're large, we're bigger

You bust a weak ass rhyme and then expect me to dig ya

Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals

Yo Schmoove kick the vocals

*Schmoove sings, Fuze scratches*

*DJ Fuze keeps scratchin*

*8:28 into the song, Humpty comes back*

Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals

Yo Schmoove kick the vocals

*Schmoove sings some more, up to the end*