Soundcheckin'

This is DNN

- Okay, we're back at the DNA Lounge (Keep it goin'). We're just a few seconds away from a live performance from Digital Underground. (The freaks of the industry). What's going on down there, Bill?

- We don't need it, we just eat it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

- Well, Ted, they're soundchecking right now. I see DJ Nu-Stylez is on stage, a few of the other band members. (Yeah) There's a trumpet player. Looks like they're still setting up. So let them warm up and I wanna recap a few of today's top stories. Of course, first up is the global warming issue. And boy, I'll tell you, Ted, things have definitely been heating up around here. (Oh, yes, they have) It's affected me personally. For instance, my microwave popcorn: it used to finish in four minutes, now it's finished in two. (Oh, that's terrible.) It's here. (Yeah) It's here

- Yeah, that's definitely global warming, Ted

- Okay, there's more people... (We need Shock, baby)

- Bill, ha ha, I'm Ted

-... on stage now. (We need Shock up in the front). It looks like the last few members are taking their positions. (We need Shock up to the front)

- Ted, this is it, it's showtime, so, hey, I'ma get out of the way and let D.U. do their thing at the DNA Lounge live. Back to you, Ted