If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel,

Now that we're all cosy and clinging?

Well sir all I can say

Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight

That's the way I just gotta behave,

And if I were lamp I'd light

Or if I were a banner I'd wave.

Ask me how do I feel,

Little me with the quiet upbringing?

Well sir all I can say

Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging.

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring

And if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.