Numero Uno

One one

Grand number

Grand numero

Court is now in session

Here ye here ye all listen close

To the man the myth the Fresh Prince the utmost

I got a brain like a cup and rhymes

I pour em' Spectrum to the Astrodome to bore em

All the way to Wembley fans are in a frenzy

Doing what I gotta do to make people remember me

Fast like Flo Jo crazy like Cujo

Both I know and you know

That I'm numero uno

My crew is numero

Order in the court prepare to cop the plea sucker

Judge jury bailiff their all me

Your on trial but you can't win

Cause I wrote the script you die in the end

So throw in the towel sign off just give it up

You tried to beat me in a game that I made up

And by the time you learnt the rules and tried to change your fate

It's too little too late sorry chump check mate

I'm in the room to do my thing

You wanna battle lets go just get your butt in the ring

Ten seconds and its over I yell out who's next

I got you off guard with the lyrical suplex

I flex my lyrics so that you cant jinx

The ship that wont sink more popular than the Sphynx

I'm a cardo will strong just like a dinosaur

You want more your not scared then what your running for

Cause I'm the incredible I do the impossible

I'm known to destroy you and your crew if you follow the rules

I'm number one I'm the Prince I'm the lyrical gun

What you're dissing me yo cut that out son

Cause I'm a weapon you heard what I said

And I should have a danger sign on my forehead

Cause I'm lethal, fatal, unstable

I'm nitro standing in front of a mic cable

Waiting to blow if there's a flick or a static

To ignite the fuse in the room you feel the doom

You tried to break but there's no escape

From the jaws of death you took the bait

Wait and if I say so you may go

It's like mother mayor May It oh hell no

Go ahead and play me if you think I'm a joke

Just keep a brace around for when your neck gets broken

Cause your gambling just like craps and Trump go ahead roll

Snake eyes you lost chump

That's the way its gonna be every time you try to go rhyme for rhyme

Your rhymes against my rhymes are dope

Your rhyming is weak your rhyming is wack

Wherever you got it from I suggest that you take it back

Hold up hobbes you say you made it up

Then cut your head off because your brain sucks

You should a stayed back

You should a laid back

You Should a prayed that

I didn't come back

But I came back

Remember way back

You used to say that

I wrote wack raps

Now your screaming out somebody tame that

Lyrical cyclops yo prince please stop

Somebody call the cops go get you some eye drops

Now heres a word for the wise don't go into the light

That's how I get ya cause I'm a poetic poltergeist

Now in ya mind is a vision

That's driven by my decision

To become an imaginational figment

Which gives you the freedom to explore and roll around with your mind And

Disappear when you look behind

You know I'm a gladiator

And I really hate a sucker stepping to me that's a perpetrator

Really I'm the vader terminator

That's like setting up do that and detonator

Go the fat was

You know that I'm def cause

I just transformed it like Jeff does

Fast like Flo Jo crazy like Cujo

Both I and you know

That I'm numero uno

My crew is numero

Grand number

My crew is numero