This Boy Is Smooth

Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for

A ring with a female voice or a date or

An invitation to a nightclub for some minglin'

But ahh...my phone started jinglin'

Picked it up I checked the Rolex first

I call one of my regulars worst come to worst

I said hello

But the voice sounded nervous

Baby relax FP at your service

The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice

I met you last week at that club called the Paradise

I said yeah babe I'd like to go their again

Get dressed and you better be flossy at ten

Hung up the phone and checked the mirror

Sort of like ESP I could hear her

Heart beating encaged with the groove

And all I could say to myself was damn this boy is smooth

So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in

Entre booted a Porsche 9-11 then

Girls took a look at me and started to break

Ladies come down I've already got a date

Cruised up front and I was happy to find her

Tantalizing tasty tune named Tanya

I said hey yo babe let's not go in the place yet

Come on hop in I got Luther in the tape deck

I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty

She said let's go some place and chill, I said really honey

We went to the beach to take a little walk

I found out I was smoother than I thought

My hands like Maverick started to wander

Left and right then wound up behind her

Face to face and chest to chest and ohh like a spindle of silk

Yo this boy is smooth

Here it is verse tres

Back at my place

The scene was set because I set it before I left

Girl I'm like a tool grab me and use me

Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzi

I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle

Turn down the lights and lit up a candle

A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me

Radio booming pumpin' the Isley's

Maybe I'll grab her and give her a kiss

Or kick her a line on the smooth Billy Dee tip

Or maybe I'll take her outside where the pool's at

Smack it up flip it nah I'm too cool for that

Ahh I know what I'll do

Hold her tightly and caress for a little while

Make it gentle and slow not faster

Pause for the cause and heres a word from the master

Yo I'm the J-A double D Jazzy

Smooth as self smooth than I have to be

Knowing acknowledged recognized that that's the king of the groove

And I'm the man that blessed FP is smooth

Hey yo J take me out...