Hey Little Johnny

Let me tell you 'bout the worst little boy in school

Just loved breaking the golden rule

He's always got mischief on his mind

Stays in trouble, y'all

All the time

Hey, little Johnny

Whatcha gonna do next?

You'll be coming to school

The worst little pest

Hey, little Johnny

Whatcha gonna do?

The whole neighborhood is talking 'bout you

Thought you had the teacher fooled

But yesterday, she caught on to you

Copying your homework from Mary Jane

You had to stay after school and do it over again

Hey, little Johnny

Whatcha gonna do next?

Johnny coming to school is the worst little pest

Hey, little Johnny

Whatcha gonna do?

The whole neighborhood is talking 'bout you

If you don't stop throwing those spitballs

You're gonna flunk yourself again this fall

If you ain't pulling some little girl's hair

You got your pet frogs jumping everywhere

Hey, little Johnny

Whatcha gonna do next?

You put a bad apple on the teacher's desk

Hey, little Johnny

What'cha gonna do next?

You put some gum on the principal's chair

Hey, little Johnny

Whatcha gonna do next?

You'll be coming to school

Is the worst little pest

Hey, little Johnny

Whatcha gonna do next?

The whole neighborhood is talking 'bout you