I Wish I Was the President

It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent

I wish I was the President

It's the end of the month and all my money i spent

I wish I was the President

I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence

So I could keep all the terrorists out

I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny

And get high with little honor role girls

I wish I was the President

It's the end of the month and what a year so far

I wish I was the President

Every end of the month I buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar

Where I'd be drinkin for free

And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me

Snortin shit up my nose

With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the President

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President

It's the end of the month another one down the drain

I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane

And I would still complain

I'd do whatever I please

And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies

I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car

And fuck11 differnt porno stars

I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes

And I'd barely have to see my wife

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the President

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the President

Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me

Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy

Goddammit do you have to complain

Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing

I wish I was the President