If Not You

Who's gonna water my plants

Who's gonna patch my pants

And who's gonna give me the chance

To feel brand new

Who's gonna iron my shirts

Who's gonna kiss where it hurts

And who needs a man when he flirts

The way I do

Who, if not you

Who, if not you

Who, if not you

Tell me who, if not you

Who's gonna wake me on time

Who'll smile and say I look fine

And who's gonna stay on my mind

The whole day through, girl

Who's gonna see that I'm fed

And who's gonna want me in bed

But who'll watch TV instead

Because I do

Who, if not you

Tell me who, if not you