On The Way To The Bottom

On the way to the bottom

I met an ole friend of mine.

He said "Buddy, I do believe

This is the end of the line".

I said, "The end of the line...

Shoot, come on and have another round,

And if we're headin' for the bottom,

We still got a long way down."

On the way to the bottom

We make a lot of stops,

And we'd meet a lot of fools

Just a bustin' their hearts

On the way to the top.

Pass me another bottle

And turn down the lights.

Forget about tomorrow, baby.

We're gonna rumble tonight.

I'll wear my low-heeled boots.

You wear your taffeta gown,

And if we're heading for the bottom,

We'll go laughing all the way down.

On the way to the bottom

I met an ol' girl of mine.

She said, "Honey, I'm scared.

Won't you love me one more time?"

I said, "One more time?

Shoot, about a million more?"

We had a whole lotta loving

And a whole lot more in store.