Sonata He's a Hero

He's a sharp dresser, father confessor

To every honky tonk queen

He's a big spender

A no interest lender

For the local bar scene

He's a hero, he's a hero

He's a zero to the outside world

He's a hero, he's a hero

But he strikes out with every girl

In the outside world

He's a sweet talker, marathon walker

For any friend that's far away

He's a long drinker, very deep thinker

As long as it ain't by day

He's a hero, he's a hero

He's a zero to the outside world

He's a hero, he's a hero

But he strikes out with every girl

In the outside world

He sleeps all day, creeps all night

From the midnight hour on

He's a mighty might

He's a hero, he's a hero

He's a zero to the outside world

He's a hero, he's a hero

But he strikes out with every girl

In the outside world

He's a father confessor

To every honky tonk queen

He's the high priest of nothin'

If you know what I mean

He's a hero, he's a hero

He's a zero to the outside world

He's a hero, he's a hero

But he strikes out with every girl

In the outside world