Tango Palace

Every town's gotta a tango palace

Old timers chasin' broken dreams

Escapin' whistles stop nightmares

Livin' out 3 movie themes

Every town's gotta a tango dancer

Pretending Latin ancestry

Born somewhere on Main Street

Low branch on the family tree

Never does no disco dancin'

Never try to rock 'n' roll

Says that kinda dancin' that they doin'

Just ain't got his kinda soul

He loves to do the (tango, tango, tango)

Every night it's the (tango, tango, tango)

Till 3 am (tango, tango, tango)

At the Tango Palace, at the Tango Palace

He's got a patent leather hair do

To match the high style of his shoes

Though he swears it's called the tango

It's just another small town blues

He's got a special tango partner

They've danced together, twenty years

She's the stylist in his beauty parlor

Their dancer's messed up two careers

Never does no disco dancin'

Never try to rock 'n' roll

Says that kinda dancin' that they doin'

Just ain't got his kinda soul

Monday, Tuesday it's the (tango, tango, tango)

Wednesday, Thursday it's the (tango, tango, tango)

Friday, Saturday it's the (tango, tango, tango)

At the Tango Palace, at the Tango Palace

Every Sunday it's the (tango, tango, tango)

Every weekday, do the (tango, tango, tango)

Every year, they do the (tango, tango, tango)

At the Tango Palace, at the Tango Palace

Tango