Meet El Presidente

Miss November Tuesday,

Bend your rubber rules.

Take your time, but don't take

Off your high heeled shoes.

She's in demand at dinner time;

She's on the factory wall.

And when the gentlemen retire

Guess who's in control?

She blew your money

On taking a cruise.

If that isn't funny,

Well, watch out teacher.

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Ooh, ooh. When the chamber's empty

She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.

Dressed in flimsy clothing,

Use your lipstick line

To colour fear and loathing

With a pink disguise.

You've never refused when she lies back

Put a stripe on the union; and a star on the jack.

She's on the case at dinner time.

She's on the evening news.

And if you dare step out of line

You're going to be abused.

You may not like it;

You may not be scared.

But hell has no fury like a

Young girl's ego.

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Ooh, ooh. Doo, doo, doo.

You might adopt an attitude;

Look on the moral side.

But if police are after you,

Where's the best place to hide?

For this production

They gave her a gun.

Ain't no director--

So watch out actors!

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