Alvin

I am back again

To the safety of my couch

With my best friends

The ones who never let me out

I met a girl

Her name was bovine

Took her home with me last night and..

I am so happy here

And I never have to try

(to be to feed)

Sit back and drink some beers

And go date-rape with the guys...

In Alvin... in Alvin....

woke up at ten

Light my cigarette

Got drunk again

Just to drown out my regrets..yep

lying naked

Just wearing this stupid grin

I am vacant

But in this town I fit right in..so

I am so happy here

And I never have to try

(to be to feed)

Sit back and drink some beers

And go date-rape with the guys...

In Alvin...

eating pork and drinking wine

Everything's just fine

Eating pork and drinking wine

Everything's just fine