I Can Sell It

Man I can sell anything mane (anything mane)

I got the mouth piece of a pimp

Who want it

Who want it

I can sell it

I can sell it

Who need it

Who need it

I can sell it

I can sell it

I got a gold mouthpiece

I can sell it Holla at me in the streets

I can sell it

I can sell a flat tire to a bike

A left to a right

A root beet to a sprite

A dick to a dyke

A mute to a mic

Wind to a kite

Dark to bright

A shadow to a light

Cheese to pizza

Slut to a diva

Stripes to a zebra

Spots to a cheetah

Tall can to a liter

Sell sound to a speaker

A bucket to a Beemer

A scam to a schemer

Sell love to hate

The truth to lies

Sell real to fake

Sell shit to flies

Sell gas to Texaco

Insurance to Geico

Tank full of petro

Minutes to metro

Hill billy like Jethro

Magazines Street though

Screaming that Hillside (Hillside)

Straight up out the Valley Joe

It's Sick Wid It

In case you suckas didn't know

I can sell snow to a ski slope (Biatch)

I can sell mud to a worm

Sell a pimp a perm

Knock a bitch on a straight path

Sell her a term

Sell fire to a match

Ice to a freezer

Sell itch to a scratch

Sell credit to a VISA

Sell the club for street weed

Zip for zip

And fly to Iraq & sell extra clips

Sell sand to the beach

Fuzz to a peach

Get double for each

Sell lips to a leach

I can sell Buffy some ass

A bum some trash

Sell trees in a forest

Sell a yard some grass

Sell the future to the past

A blind man some glasses

Miles to a car

Cigar some ashes

Sell wool to a sheep

Dead man some sleep

I can sell some best friends some beef

Shit

I can sell a shark some teeth

I got a nigga's nigga

Yall can get it from me

I can sell grapes to a vineyard

Chicken to the colonel

Keys to a custodian

Speed to turbo

Kicks to Beckham

Skills to a veteran

Pills to Excedrin

Joy to depression

Sell a bar some drinks

A coat to a mink

Sell some thoughts to a thinker

Psychologists to a shrink

I can sell weight to a gym

11 times outta 10

Sell rain to a storm

Sell blow to a horn

Look I can sell sugar to a cake

Water to a lake

Shoes to a snake

Shake to a quake

Wings to a boat

Sleeves to a coat

A page to a book

Some crimes to a crook

I can sell thin to frail

A shell to a snail

White to pale

Off to a scale

Grind to a block

Time to a clock

Silent to a rock

Detox to a knock

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