Underdog

Things fade everytime you switch days

With your back against the wall: no balls, no pay

On call and you're going insane

Nothing new, repition living Groundhog Day

Like Bill Murray life is blended: McFlurry

Watch for nuts because the shock is anaphalactic

No worries

The epinephrine pen sitting by the bottle of gin

Is proof your parachute is purple, bomb the bay, sapphire skin

Your blood is blue, your heart is gold

Thoughts are new, your soul is old

Overload the toblerone

Take the throne

They know you're home

You shake the ground you walkin' on

What the fuck you think they barkin' on

Them dogs are pissed you stole they bone

The "I" in team you ball alone

Your pride has seemed to overflow

Hold the phone with dreams on hold

Live the shit that writes the poems

You go for gold but end up broke

Fuck a bronze: you're not LeBron

No gilded path to walk upon

You spill caraffs and drop the ball

You missed your match you underdog

[Hook x2 - Peter Muth:]

Watch out for the stubborn little underdog

We keep it going even when they try to cut us off

Fall down, back up- brush our shoulders off

They throwin' stones but we bigger than a boulder

Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Maj, I am not him yet so just let me rephrase

Ionic bonds rolling all day, bionic 'til the tonic has my vision freeze framed

We battle through our vices, dodging bigger crises

Through vacations that show up twice every 7 days

And we some underdogs cussin' at the overlords

Wonder why they sluff us off, deductible they wrote us off

I soldier on thru no's and dongs

Avoid the streets with pipes and bombs

Fist to sky, my wrist is fly

With no Rolex I'm rich inside

Pistol whip the sun to shine

Nudge the moon: it's quitting time

Get some rest, I need my coffee

Decaf for your pregnant wife

Ephedrine in my Slurpee, I am tired of the lurking

It is time for me to pounce upon this shit and get it twerking

I wonder if they heard me, wonder-wonder if they're nervous

Wonder if they understand exactly what's about to surface

A ripple in the water and some shit's about to start up

Put a target on my back because I won't be saying pardon

I won't be saying 'scuse me, might just piss up in jacuzzis

Cuz' the underdog just found roids and he's gonna abuse em'

[Hook x2]

[Outro]