Ralph, Don't Make Love By Yourself

Oh Ralph oh Ralph

Don't make love by yourself

It's five to twelve

Don't leave me on the shelf

I wanna taste it

So please don't waste it

You're not a hanky panky wanky man

Oh Ralph oh Ralph

It's you and me on a saturday night

Having a drink - just talking 'bout sex and living

And I can feel - you want much more than I'm really giving

Cos you must know

Baby what you're doin' will be my ruin

So baby just let me go go

Oh Ralph oh Ralph

Don't make love by yourself

It's five to twelve

Don't leave me on the shelf

I wanna taste it

So please don't waste it

You're not a hanky panky wanky man

So Ralph oh Ralph

Don't make love by yourself

Don't act like Alf

Just let go of your pelf

And please don't seal it

I wanna feel it

I wanna shake and take you by myself

Myself and Ralph

Ralph oh Ralph

I wanna taste it

Please don't waste it

So Ralph oh Ralph don't do it by yourself

If I would do what you want too

Baby just listen - I'm in bad condition

You need so much

And I would shoot off my ammunition

So you must know

Sleeping with you would be like

Wham bang boom - oooh no

Oh Ralph oh Ralph

Don't make love by yourself

It's five to twelve

Don't leave me on the shelf

I wanna taste it

So please don't waste it

You're not a hanky panky wanky man