The Horniest Single in the World

Uh-oh-uh-oh-woh, Fred, come to bed

Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy

Oh, Willy, use a Billy

Scilly Willy.

A Billy for your thrilling joy

I wanna Billy boy

A-a-h, aah, ah!

So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex

And it won't cost you any tax

But Willy, you better care for sure

And use a Billy with your long ding-dong, ding-dong

She'll find out you're the number one

So go, man. Go and use your toy

But not without a Billy boy

Oh, Willy, Willy, use a Billy

Don't be silly

Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy

Oh Willy, use a Billy

Scilly Willy

A Billy for your pretty joy

Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed,

'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet

Oweohoewoh!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, your key fits nicely

My body opens to your touch

So ring my bell and just entice me

I need your loving, oh, so much

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you

But if you love me, please, take care

'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you

You better watch out for him, Fritz

'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits

A-a-a-h, ahh, a-a-hha, a-ah,ah

Sex on the phone, I'm so alone

Some sex on the phone, I need it so

Okay! I do what you'll say, come on

And gimme sex on the phone so I can feel

Your sex on the phone is really real

Your touch, I want it so much

I want...

Max, don't have sex with your ex

It will make your life complex, my Max

Baby, take it easy

Max, don't have sex with your Ex

It will knock you off your legs

Oh Max, stay cool and just relax

I gotta warn you

Don't have sex with your ex, Max

Ahhh, ahhh

Oh, Max!