Poor Doggie

I ain't got no fire, to light my cigarette

I'm just an 'Ol dog, lookin for my midnight pet

She lays out a matchstick and offers me the light

I take a drag and blow smoke right in her eyes

Poor Doggie

Where's your bone?

Poor Doggie

Where's your bone?

You sure ain't an 'Ol dog, you could learn some tricks

Show me you're a good dog, show me you can beg

Maybe if you're real good, I'll give you tasty treats

Show me desperation, there's other dogs to meet

Poor Doggie

Where's your bone?

Poor Doggie

Where's your bone?

Your leash is a short one, roll over and play dead

You're my pretty doggie, I pat you on your head

Girl, you been so good

You sure do make me proud

I won't put you up

But, I will put you down

There's other dogs to meet

I will put you down