Minnie The Moocher

Here's a story about Minnie the Moocher

She was a low down hoochie-coocher

She was the roughest, toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho (hodee-hodee-hodee-ho)

Ra-dee-da-dee-da (ra-dee-da-dee-da)

Teedle-teedle-dee (teedle-teedle-dee)

Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho (hodee-hodee-hodee-ho)

Min' had a dream about the King of Sweden

He gave her things that she was needin'

Gave her a home built of gold and steel

A platinum car with diamond starlet wheels

Oh Minnie met ol' Deacon Lowdown

He preached to her, oh you oughta slow down

But Minnie wiggled and did the stroll

The Deacon Lowdown hollered, oh save my soul

They took her where they put the crazies

Now poor ol' Minnie is a-kickin' up daisies

You heard my story, this ends my song

She was just a good gal, but they done her wrong