Skinny Minnie

Well I got a girl they call Skinnie Minnie

She may be skinny but she's got plenty

The kind of lovin' that I desire

The kind of love that sets my soul on fire

Skinnie Minnie, man that gal can love

She's long and lean like a stringbean

She don't look good in blue jeans

Her hair hangs down like a rag mop

She makes my heart go flippedy-flop

She can't cook, she ain't much on looks

The things she knows, she didn't read in books

Skinnie Minnie, man that gal can love

When me and Minnie walk down the street

All the boys stop and stare

But if they knew just what I do

You bet your life they'd love her too

Well, when I kiss her out in the dark

I tear the thing up, there's so much spark

Skinnie Minnie, man that gal can love