You Been Torturing Me

I'm gonna stomp you on the top of your foot

And hang you from a big long fishing hook

And drop you plunge to the bottom of the sea, hey-hey

Let the sharks eat you all up

If them mean old whales don't interrupt

Cos baby you know how you been torturing little ol' me

Hey-hey

I'm the judge, the jury too

Judgement has been brought upon you

You been convicted for the crime you've done

You made me feel like a little ol' crumb

You know it's wrong to torture me

You love my friends the same way you love me

And like Tom, I don't wanna hang from a big oak tree over you

When I say hop, I mean make like a frog

And when I say bark, you better sound like a dog

Cos I'm gonna torture you

The same way you been torturing little ol' me, hey-hey

Stop torturing me baby