God Did It

They say God made the Earth in six days

He said, it looks good so it all stays

The seventh day He took a rest

I'm not so sure that was for the best

(but)

If God did it, I can't take credit

If God did it, just forget it

If God did it, it's not my fault

It's up to him to call a halt

Adam and Eve had the garden of Eden

And everything they would ever be needin'

He put the fruit on the tree of knowledge

To get smart now, boy, you have to go to college

(awh)

If God did it, to teach us a lesson

If God did it, it must be a blessin'

Adam slipped, and man fell

So now we all can - go to Hell

God looked down and saw a world of sin

He said, I'll wash it clean and start again

He told old Noah, it's a big pain

You better get ready for a little rain

(well)

If God did it, I guess it was needed

If God did it, his warning was heeded

He said, here's the plan; so Noah, hark

You're the man; go build that Ark

We've got God's word; It's in the Bible

If it's not all true, we can sue for libel

It's totally awesome and simply devine

My favorite miracle is water to wine

If God did it, it must be holy

If God dit it, for amusement solely

I believe every word He spoke

I just hope He can take a joke

(Ha-hah, come on, God)

I hope I don't sound like a blasphemer

May God forgive me, cause He's the redeemer

He sent His only Son to be our Savior

But just to be sure I'm gonna watch my behavior

If God did it, it's His decision

If God did it, well, it's His religion

I love God, and I'm a true believer

But sometimes He seems like an overachiever

The prophesyin' in Revelation

There's no denyin', will be a sensation

The war of wars to close the show

With God and the Devil goin' toe to toe

If God did it, it's His intention

If God did it, he goes on to mention

Some helpful hints and a few tips

On how to survive the Apocalypse

If God did it, there's no intervention

If God did it, it's beyond comprehension

If God did it, the way things are headin'

It's startin' to look like Armegeddon

I'm on my knees, and I pray

Lord have mercy on judgement day

I'm not worthy, and I know it's a sin

So I surrender, Go-o-o-o-o-d, You win

YOU WIN!