In Old England Town

Down, down, you can see them all

Rising gaily to the top

Keep on rising babe you know you got a long drop

You better cling cos it's the done thing

Down, down, at the policemans ball

They're all dancing in a line

Keep on gruntin boys you know you're doin fine

Come quickly i've been strangled

Down, down, at the military

They're all marching round and round

Keep them boots shined and that still upper lip down

Ablution revolution

Down, down, at the launching pad

Giant phallus stands erect

Ten thousand tons of waste throb then eject

Look out space, we're gonna change our place

Down, down, in old england town

There was air and now there's smoke

Let's build more cars and drive away before we choke

Suddenly it's always night time

Down, down, at that nice trade fair

All the money gone astray

Let's inflate this price and float away

Just you and me and everyone...