Jessica Dresses Like a Dragon

Yeah!

She cuts through the fogs of the fashion dogs

And all of the sales are waggin'

Because Jessica dresses like a dragon

Stylized?

She needs a big overhead

Compartment to put her bag in

Because Jessica dresses like a dragon

Everybody knows she lives for dragon clothes

She lives to be like one of those

Shiny, bloody diamond stones

The ones that shoot the stars into your mind

Into your mind

Bifurcated tongue

She even eats her young

She sits on you while saggin'

Because she's turning into a dragon

Lays tons of eggs

While Cosmopolitan begs for a new rag to put their rag in

Because Jessica dresses like a dragon

Everyone agrees she is just quite the tease

She has reptilian tendencies

She's taking the fashion police

And fried them to a crisp upon which she dines

On which she dies

We misbehaved in the bachelor cave

It was a loft on Mercer Street

And she found a suitable to eat

Everybody knows she lives for dragon clothes

She lives to be like one of those

Shiny, bloody diamond stones

The ones that shoot the stars into your mind

Into your mind

Into your mind