Randy's Hot Tonight!

Dance like nobody's watching you Randy

And love like you've never been hurt

Supersize it when you get hungry Randy

And eat like it's the last night on earth

You could be nobody in heaven

Or you could be a star in hell

You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away

Randy's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

Randy's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

Randy's got tonight

He's got tonight

He's got tonight

Randy's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy

Now Randy said

"If you live in Japan

You're japanese

If you live in Canada

You're gonna freeze

If you live in a plastic house

You'll never die in a fire

If you work in television

You're a fucking liar"

Don't become unfocused Randy

And everything'll be ok

That confidence will come in handy

And everyone will be forced to say

That Randy's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

Randy's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

Randy's got tonight

He's got tonight

He's got tonight

Randy's hot tonight

He's hot tonight

He's hot tonight