Simulated Love

You are the bad girls

Have you done a little work in the movies?

You got a manager,

And he sends a couple copies of you to me.

But you don't come with instructions,

You're wearing too many clothes

I'd like to show you my suction, but I don't know where it goes.

Cuz we are human dust bunnies,

Waiting for the vacuum

To come and pick us up, honey

Whistling along to the hollow tune of

Simulated love

Simulated love

Simulated love

Simulated love

You are the parasites

Always biting the host that feeds you

You've got the sight, sight

But you don't recognize when they're trying to bleed you.

You don't come with instructions,

You're wearing too many clothes

I'd like to show you my suction, but I don't know where it goes

Cuz we are human dust bunnies,

Waiting for the vacuum

To come and pick us up, honey

Whistling along to the hollow tune of

Simulated love

Simulated love

Simulated love

Simulated love

Oh sweet love, what does it mean?

Cuz everything's never quite as it seems

Pretty, pretty pictures in a magazine

Selling me tickets for the fuck machine

No U-turn on the road of life

Today's girlfriend is tomorrow's wife

The meeting of the flesh and the knife

Taking color photographs in black and white

And when your piggies start to squeal

It's impossible to keep an even keel

I'd drive a thousand miles just to cop a feel

Love isn't real, unless it's not real

Love isn't real, unless it's not real

Love isn't real, unless it's not real

Love isn't real, unless it's not real

Love isn't real, unless it's not real

Oh sweet love, what does it mean?

Oh sweet love, what does it mean?

Oh sweet love, what does it mean?

Oh sweet love, what does it mean?