The New Shampoo

The secret ingredient in the new shampoo

It's good enough for me and it's good enough for you

You've done Head & Shoulders and you've done Selsun Blue

Now start washing your hair with the new shampoo

I see the pictures of young men just like me

Washing their hair being everything I want to be

I get excited seeing young men just like me

Becoming clean

Suckin' out the juice of the new shampoo

Now there's nothing left for me and there's nothing left for you

They had to do something now there's nothing left to do

It's the remarkable science of the new shampoo

I see the men in the locker rooms with me

Rinsing and toweling with such urgency

I see the men showering next to me

I'm becoming a queen

We've, we've come a long way

Running out of supplies of the new shampoo

They riding in Shanghai in Kalamazoo

So come on over give the Devil his due

'Cause he's the inventor of the new shampoo

Give me a mirror so I can finally see me becoming

Who I want to be

Now my hair is making a mockery

Of me