John Holmes

When I was just a boy,

Everyone made fun of me,

Just because my penis was enormous,

My mom said it was gorgeous.

I work in a circus because of my penis,

And everybody says: “No problem!”,

Because my penis makes my living,

Now I became a famous actor,

And even though I’m just a slave to love,

I bought myself a rasta Harley.

Now I’m a slave to my new Harley

I got it from Bob Marley,

It’s rasta ‘cause it was Bob Marley’s,

Sometimes I reggae with Ziggy Marley.

I will relaunch the silent movie

Because Bob told me that it’s groovie,

And if you see that forty jumps of that children

We will act like: this is fondamentally the truth.

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema

John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema

John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley

Twelve inches, it’s one foot

Of artistic reality,

That is what attracted all the critics,

Not my acting ability,

Because they simply don’t get it,

I don’t speak ‘cause I eat spaghetti,

And so my face is normally off-screen,

All of the people still come to adore me,

And now they’ve made me into a big style.

I relaunched the silent movie,

Because I am silent,

And even if I had been born dumb,

I’d have relaunched the dumb movie,

And if I had been born XXX

I’d have relaunched the XXX movie

I am your fire and your Venus,

Because I’m acting with my penis,

And so my penis makes my living,

My penis is very forgiving,

All my Harleys don’t forgive me,

And I’m asking for forgiveness,

Yes yes my Harleys don’t forgive me,

And I’m asking for forgiveness.

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema

John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema

John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley