I've Got Five Dollars

Mister Shylock was stingy

I was miserly too

I was more selfish

And crabby than a shellfish

Oh, dear, it's queer

What love can do

I'd give all my possessions

For you

I've got five dollars

I'm in good conditions

And I've got ambition

That belongs to you

Six shirts and collars

Debts beyond endurance

On my life insurance

That belongs to you

I've got a heart

That must be spurtin'

Just be certain

I'll be true

Take my five dollars

Take my shirt and collars

Take my heart that hollers

Everything I've got belongs to you

I've got five dollars

Eighty-five relations

Two lace combinations

They belong to you

Two coats with collars

Ma and Grandma wore 'em

All the moths adore 'em

They belong to you

I've got two lips

That care for mating

There for waiting

Will not do

Take my five dollars

Take my coats and collars

Take my heart that hollers

Ev'rything I've got belongs to you