Poor Cow

There's another one due in three month's time

She'll have to paint the spare room blue

She'll work a little overtime

And hope it all works out for Frank and her

If she can keep him home nights

Away from those factory girls

And the gas bills come and the money burns

And Frank just keeps complaining

How little they both earn

And mother drops by Mondays

Just to nag about the world

Then she stays to nag at Dallas

`Cause she hates those Texas girls

Poor cow

You'll get your dumb man

You'll see your whole life coming at you

In the back of his hand

Poor cow

It's a monkey see town

You'll walk down the aisle

In the hand me down gown

Of some poor cow

Oh them rich bitch girls

Ain't like our lass

Got no spine for labour

Like us working class

Us gamey lot

Still got our pride

We got our health

It's just the truth that's died