Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce

Girls on the beaches commit a sin

They don't show yards and yards of skin

Preceding message to you has been

Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

Maybe your yen is for tennis courts

Maybe romancing is in your thoughts

Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports

Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female

Will automatically land in jail

That's the law in Fort Lauderdale

Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three

If their technique ain't what it should be

Get love instruction for free from me

Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce