Old MacDonald

Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o

And on that farm he had some chicks, ee-i-ee-i-o

With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there

Loud as they could be

And when those chicks got out of line

Chicken fricasse

With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there

Loud as they could be

And when those chicks got out of line

Chicken fricasse

Well, Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o

And on that farm he had some cows, ee-i-ee-i-o

With a moo, moo here, a moo, moo there

Cattle everywhere

And when those cows got out of line

Hamburger, medium rare

With a moo, moo here, a moo, moo there

Cattle everywhere

And when those cows got out of line

Hamburger, medium rare

Ohh, Well, Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o

And on that farm he had some pigs, ee-i-ee-i-o

With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there

Pigs everywhere in sight

And when those pigs got out of line

Pork and beans at night

With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there

Pigs everywhere in sight

And when those pigs got out of line

Pork and beans at night

Well I'm goona have a farm one day, ee-i-e-i-o

And I'll do things McDonalds way, ee-i-e-i-o

With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there

A moo, moo here, a moo, moo there

An oink, oink here, an oink, oink there

And I can promise you

If those animals ever get out of line

We'll have a mulligan stew

How about you?