Poison Ivy League

Hail to thee old ivy league

Poison ivy league

The ra-ra boys are sitting round the table tonight

The ra-ra boys have lots of plans in view

They're gonna have panty raids

And make their own lemonade

They'll live it up just like the big boys do

Poison ivy league, boys in that ivy league

Give me an itch, those sons of the rich

That poison ivy league

The ra-ra boys will go to bed so early tonight

Before exams they need a lot of rest

They gotta make good for dad

They gotta make good so bad

They'll even pay someone to take that test

Poison ivy league, boys in that ivy league

How can they flunk, they're so full of bunk

That poison ivy league

The ra-ra boys are being groomed for business some day

For better things to college they were sent

And you can bet they'll be the head of the company

As long as dear old daddy's president

Poison ivy league, boys in that ivy league

So loaded with cash, they give me a rash

That poison ivy league

So let it be told

I won't touch them with a ten foot pole

That poison Ivy league